VDO: Best/worst celeb momNtz 05
BRAD d CAD: mAbE he thawt dey wer on a brAk. datz d BRAD d CAD: mAbE he thawt dey wer on a brAk. datz d onlE gud explanation Brad Pitt c%d hav 4 breakN pOr Jennifer Aniston's hart by h%kN ^ w Hs "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" vixen, Angelina Jolie. whIl Brads perfect rep wz blemished by d afAR, it wz hard 2 h8 on Angelina — her adoptin half d 3rd wrld & aL. Y ddnt Elizabeth Taylor tink of DIS tactic wen she stole Eddie Fisher frm Debbie Reynolds?
nw on DVD: jst wen dey wer getin 2 b 1 of Hollywoods veteran cupLz w 3 yr.z' tenure, Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey caLd it quits — appropriately Enuf, a few hrz b4 turkE dA. bt "Newlyweds" wz so Ovr NEway. nw on DVD: jst wen dey wer . "Nick & Jessica: Divorce Court" wiL b much mo :) (especalE wen Jessicas lawyer nEdz 2 explain dat anoyN legal term: A-L-I-M-O-N-Y).
cruz WOOS K8T: evN d "mid-life crisis" excuse cnt explain cruz's eye-popping behavior: Hs couch-jumping "Oprah" antics; d proclamation of luv 4 QT K8T Holmes & ensuing NgAGmnt aftR two mins of d8ing; thR suck-face appearances on red carpets; Hs tangling w Matt Lauer on d "2day" shO ... NXT tym, insted of jumping on a couch, cruz shud considR laying on 1.
dey LIKED MIKE: 4 thOs hu doubt d magic of Michael Jackson: Ovr d corS of Hs child molestation trial he shOD ^ 2 court n pajamas, got caught w a mowTN of porn, Hs DEFENSE witnesses admitted 2 childhood sleepovers w an adult Jackson— & he wz stil acquitted. d outcome mite hav Bin drastically dfrnt had he had shown ^ 2 court n tighty-whiteys.
YO, SON, PEEP d JAIL REMIX: Lil Kim, Beanie Sigel & Cassidy wer Amng d high-profile rappers hu wer Bhind bars az thR albums wer released. dun dey knO dat U cnt do Patron-and-Porsche VDOz frm a cellblock?
FALSEST RUMOR OF d yr.: jst wen we wer anxislE awaiting dat 10dR mother-daughter reunion on "Oprah," Janet Jackson shot dwn a claim dat she :XlE had a dAutr som 20 yr.z ago.
TRUEST RUMOR OF d yr.: Given dat most top {:o)B->--< z R basically req'd 2 hav a gaunt frame & glazed eyes, mAbE K8 Moss wz jst getin redE 4 wrk wen she wz caught snorting coke by a British tabloid.
boiS 2 MEN: Britney Spears grew ^ DIS yr. w d birth of her son, Sean. nw f onlE her hubby wud do d sAm — Kevin Federline iz stil :Q rownd pOr Brit. az fR az dat fledgling rap career, given d frightful track leaked on d Internet, K-Fed shouldnt GIV ^ Hs dA job. W8 — he doesnt hav 1
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nw on DVD: jst wen dey wer getin 2 b 1 of Hollywoods veteran cupLz w 3 yr.z' tenure, Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey caLd it quits — appropriately Enuf, a few hrz b4 turkE dA. bt "Newlyweds" wz so Ovr NEway. nw on DVD: jst wen dey wer . "Nick & Jessica: Divorce Court" wiL b much mo :) (especalE wen Jessicas lawyer nEdz 2 explain dat anoyN legal term: A-L-I-M-O-N-Y).
cruz WOOS K8T: evN d "mid-life crisis" excuse cnt explain cruz's eye-popping behavior: Hs couch-jumping "Oprah" antics; d proclamation of luv 4 QT K8T Holmes & ensuing NgAGmnt aftR two mins of d8ing; thR suck-face appearances on red carpets; Hs tangling w Matt Lauer on d "2day" shO ... NXT tym, insted of jumping on a couch, cruz shud considR laying on 1.
dey LIKED MIKE: 4 thOs hu doubt d magic of Michael Jackson: Ovr d corS of Hs child molestation trial he shOD ^ 2 court n pajamas, got caught w a mowTN of porn, Hs DEFENSE witnesses admitted 2 childhood sleepovers w an adult Jackson— & he wz stil acquitted. d outcome mite hav Bin drastically dfrnt had he had shown ^ 2 court n tighty-whiteys.
YO, SON, PEEP d JAIL REMIX: Lil Kim, Beanie Sigel & Cassidy wer Amng d high-profile rappers hu wer Bhind bars az thR albums wer released. dun dey knO dat U cnt do Patron-and-Porsche VDOz frm a cellblock?
FALSEST RUMOR OF d yr.: jst wen we wer anxislE awaiting dat 10dR mother-daughter reunion on "Oprah," Janet Jackson shot dwn a claim dat she :XlE had a dAutr som 20 yr.z ago.
TRUEST RUMOR OF d yr.: Given dat most top {:o)B->--< z R basically req'd 2 hav a gaunt frame & glazed eyes, mAbE K8 Moss wz jst getin redE 4 wrk wen she wz caught snorting coke by a British tabloid.
boiS 2 MEN: Britney Spears grew ^ DIS yr. w d birth of her son, Sean. nw f onlE her hubby wud do d sAm — Kevin Federline iz stil :Q rownd pOr Brit. az fR az dat fledgling rap career, given d frightful track leaked on d Internet, K-Fed shouldnt GIV ^ Hs dA job. W8 — he doesnt hav 1
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